Moon Signs & How to Hurt Them

thethirteenthsign:

*comedic purposes*

If you’ve ever held a grudge on a moon sign, quick rundown:

Aries: tell them they’re mediocre at the thing they do best

Taurus: call them liars

Gemini: can’t hurt Satan, sorry.

Cancer: “nobody likes you”

Leo: “your opinions are wrong and you’re getting bald”

Virgo: “wow, aren’t you getting plump?”

Libra: “all your friends actually hate you and you look like a crackho”

Scorpio: don’t.

Sagittarius: “your tastes in indo-european abstract literature are for children” / just look at them and laugh whenever they say something actually fascinating

Capricorn: “you’re never going to be good enough”

Aquarius: call them basic.

Pisces: “my pets hate you”

casper-the-friendly-being:

mintycoolnessisrelevant:

flowernstt:

its-just-a-phage:

fitzefitcher:

n0rma1-people-sxare-me:

A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

#this is team skull

The pet store I worked at had a pen with rabbits near the front door. On every side of the pen were huge signs saying “You can pet me, but don’t pick me up!”
One day two absolutely huge guys came in and one immediately reaches into the pen to grab a rabbit. Before i could say anything his friend grabbed his arm and asked him “did you see the sign?”
He said “yeah! it says that you can pick them up but don’t pet them!”
Then he went quiet for a moment and softly said “I didn’t read it right did I?”
And his friend just puts his arm on his shoulder and said “its ok, i know you’ve got that thing where words get mixed up. Let just pet these cute lil shits”
And I still haven’t gotten over that interaction.

I was walking my dog through Boston bc he likes the likes car rides. He’s a little thing tbh we call him short and long.
So this huge scary man with a full beard approaches me like “hey can my buddy and I pet your dog? He gets nervous around dogs but your’s is so small I think it’s a good place to start.”
Ofc I was like “yes he’s very friendly!” So this guy brings his equally big friend over and they sit on the floor while this man looks terrified of my tiny dog so big man number one asks “can I pick him up?” And i say yes so he picks him up and puts him on man number two’s lap and man number two is abt to freak out and his friend straight up just goes “hey man, it’s okay just relax I’d never let anything hurt you. He’s a good boy.” I’ll never forget it ever bc I know that man looked at me (5'3 , glasses, probably wearing a sweater vest) and my dog (kinda goofy looking little thing) and was like ‘ah yes the two least intimidating living things I’ve seen in Boston all day he’ll feel relaxed around them’ and went out of his way to help his friend. It makes me so happy

A good post, pure.

Another adorable story has been added.

justsomeantifas:

Here’s your dose of “What the Fuck Is Going On” news (Extended Edition: 3/25/2017 - 3/28/2017)

Note:  I haven’t been able to post these past few days so this one will be a different than normal, there’s tons of news and this post would be huge if it was like my usual ones.

Healthcare

• Sean Spicer claims that Trump is going to get serious about working with the democrats on healthcare, however Trump puts it a different way over Twitter.
  
  
• Paul Ryan is insisting that they are still trying to find a path to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act aka Obamacare. 
  
  
• The White House is considering adding Planned Parenthood defunding plans to a future piece of legislation. 
  
  
• Fox News and other pro-Trump media were quick to tell their readers that the failed healthcare bill was not Trump’s fault.
  
  
• Steve Bannon was planning on using the healthcare vote to make an “enemies list” out of the GOP who didn’t side with Trump’s bill.
  

Russia Probe

• Jared Kusher is going to be questioned about possible ties between the Trump campaign and Russian officials. Meanwhile Trump is saying that the Russian probe is a “hoax.”
  
  
• People are demanding that Rep. Devin Nunes recuse himself from the Russian probe, however Nunes has announced he will not be recusing himself. 
  
  
• The Trump admin. tried to prevent former A.G. Sally Yates from testifying to Congress about Trump and Russia. 
  
  
• In a paid ad, Oleg Deripaska claimed that his work his Paul Manafort did not attempt to benefit Putin’s government. 
  

Signed Measures/Future Legislation

• Trump repealed Fair Pay and Safe Workplaces rule, the BLM Planning 2.0 rule, and two regulations regarding school performance and teacher training.   
  
  
• The administration is planning on advancing their infrastructure spending bill at the same time as they advance their tax reform bill. 
  
  
• Trump signed an executive order to start rolling back former climate change orders. 
  
  
• The White House wants to start cutting grants regarding medical and scientific research, education and foreign aid. 
  
  
• A bill with bipartisan sponsoring was proposed that will reduce taxes for small businesses.
  
  
• The House voted in favor of blocking internet privacy rules passed by the FCC last year. Trump is expected to sign it.
  
  
• Republicans voted to block a resolution that would demand Trump’s tax returns to be released to the public.
  

Congress and Administration

• Before he met Trump, Steve Bannon previously tried to encourage Jeff Sessions to run for president. Bannon knew Sessions would have lost, but he would have succeeded in pushing their nationalist agenda. 
  
  
• The initial committee votes on Neil Gorsuch are being delayed by a week.
  
  
• Sonny Perdue is awaiting a vote to be confirmed as the head of the Department of Agriculture, Jeffrey Rosen will start his hearing to be Deputy Secretary of Transportation, Adm. Mathias Winter has been nominated to be the new head of the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter program, and Makan Delrahim is expected to be nominated as the head of the DOJ antitrust division. 
  
  
• Hearings will be held to examine how small businesses shape regulations, how to boost the country’s competitiveness, to evaluate the Paperwork Reduction Act, and to discuss the U.S-Mexico relationship.
  
  
• Jared Kushner will lead a new White House office aimed at reforming the government through private sector solutions. 
  
  
• EPA chief Scott Pruitt said the Paris climate agreement is a “bad deal.”

Immigration

• The White House is requesting a billion dollars to fund 62 MILES of the border wall, however, funding requests are likely to be put on hold. 
  
  
• 12 state attorneys general are siding with Trump regarding the travel ban freeze. 
  
  
• AG Jeff Sessions has ordered a crackdown on sanctuary cities, he also announced cities that don’t comply will be punished via funding.
  
  
• I.C.E. shot a man in a raid and then admitted they targeted the wrong man. 
  

Local Government

• Palm Beach County is now telling Trump he will need to start providing reimbursements for his frequent Mar-a-Lago trips.
  
  
• North Carolina’s bathroom bill will cost the state more than $3.76 billion over the next dozen years. 
  
  
• New York’s Gov. Cuomo plans to cut visitation at 17 of the state’s maximum security prisons. 
  
  
• Maryland lawmakers voted to ban fracking in the state.

Fox News and Other Media

• Rep. Maxine Waters addressed the House floor, Bill O'Reilly reported it by ignoring what she said and made fun of her appearance instead.
• A former Fox News executive has been offered immunity as part of the Roger Ailes investigation. 
  
  
• While Trump was golfing over the weekend, Fox sent out a propaganda alert "news alert" that he was actually spending the weekend at the White House working. Photos quickly appeared over social media showing Trump golfing at his club. 
  
  
• After a week suspension, Tomi Lahren has been officially “banned permanently” from The Blaze after her pro-choice comments. 
  
  
• Over Twitter, Trump prompted people to watch Fox’s Judge Jeanine where she opened her show by criticizing Paul Ryan and told him to step down. However, Ryan’s aides say the tweet had nothing to do with Ryan. 
  
  
• Longtime Fox News comptroller Judy Slater has been fired after being exposed as being openly racist towards Black women at the network. 
  

Other

• Trump will not be throwing the first pitch at opening day. 
  
  
• Trump’s approval rating has hit a new low. 
  
  
• During Angela Merkel’s visit, Trump reportedly handed her a fake staff-created invoice for $377 billion regarding NATO defense spending. 
  
  
• Trump’s trips to the Mar-a-Lago resort will be reviewed to see how classified information is being kept secured there. 
  
  
• Newly appointed DNC chairman Tom Perez has asked all committee staffers to submit their resignations by April 15th. 
  

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